Interesting way to paint your ceiling
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This entertainment blog showcases crazy news, pictures, and celebrity gossip. Occasionally, I talk about my life as well. Consider it slapdash if you will, I prefer to describe my actions as... Across the Board. Updated whenever I feel like it.
Friday, June 23, 2006
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23 Comments:
Wow, I like it. Where is this?
a nice reminder for smokers
For some strange reason, this would look really good in a bathroom :)
wow! this is nice. where'd you get it. cool! (^__^)v
it looks like a projector.
the wall and ceilling is poorly lit. but the image is bright and crisp.
Newsflash for Anonymous: non-smokers die too!
Nice photoshop chop
Yes they do, Phlox, but the photo clearly depicts smokers. (this isnt the same anonymous)
I like beans. :D
hai 2 u :)
This is in Mumbai, India: http://www.canneslions.com/winners_site/outdoor/win_4_6_00750.htm
Pumbles a Furry
Phlox said: Newsflash for Anonymous: non-smokers die too!
Newsflash for Phlox: Smokers die before than nonsmokers so they need to remember more often than us. Beside they all shoud die so that we can breathe in the streets.
Great image, very imaginative.
Newflash - I think it's car fumes that polute our streets more than smokers.
These comments have been invaluable to me as is this whole site. I thank you for your comment.
Amazing idea for my FLOATING CEILNG! I am able to put this up on anybody's ceiling in 1 day! Clean job, no mess! Check out www.clipsodesignusa.com
I would like to have this art in hi-resolution. where can i get this?
please help! victor@clipsointeriors.com
can I purchase this ceiling art?? what size do they come in??
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where can i purchase this ceiling art?? what size do they come in???
jflis@aol.com or 1-888-joe-flis
Good JOb! :)
Newsflash: the "Newsflash" thing is really stupid... it's cool for one person to say it to get a point across but it's just dumb to follow someone else... Pfff, followers...
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this isn't just "an interesting way to paint your ceiling." yes, it's photoshopped; no it's not a projector. it's an ad for anti-smoking. it's not supposed to be real.
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