Monday, April 14, 2008

Dudes in black shoot strippers with paintball guns? WTF.

Three men dressed in black walked into Platinum Gold strip club on the city's southeast side Sunday night and started shooting exotic dancers with paintball guns, police said.

The men, along with an afternoon-shift dancer and another woman who had been arguing with a manager when the shooters showed up, all fled the club. Officers rushed in to discover three dancers, ages 28, 44 and 51, peppered with pink paintballs and covered in circular bruises. Surveying the rest of the club, they noticed several broken, paint splattered mirrors and a bar top stained in a patchwork of flamingo splotches. City paramedics treated the dancers in the club.

After investigating, police came to suspect the three men paintballed the dance club on behalf of the afternoon-shift dancer, who became angry after the manager refused to exchange her "funny money" for cash earlier in the day, police said. » Article here



At 4/15/2008 12:02 PM, Anonymous Billy Blanton said...

wait... does it honestly say that 2 of the strippers were ages 44 and 51??? ewwww, remind me not to go to that strip club...


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