Highlights of my Day...

If you haven’t checked out the site The Casual Friday, I recommend you do so. This guy’s blog is nothing but posts concerning his “Top 10 Highlights of my Day.”

I decided to compile my own “Top 13 Highlights of my Day,” things from things his posts:

1. Re-named the STD term for "the clap" to "the applause"
2. Considered what bunk beds would do for my sex life
3. Realized the only thing more fucked up than playing paintball on acid is ballroom dancing on ecstasy
4. My new entrance music for entering work, restaurants, malls, or my apartment, will be the sound effect from "A Current Affair"
5. Tried to dip milk in a glass of Oreos
6. Aggressively yelled at the kids playing Marco polo by the pool...Again
7. Pretty sure I overhead one of them call me a "fuckin ass clown"
8. Had vodka and popcorn for lunch
9. Sank your battleship
10. Inhaled paint fumes with the maintenance guys at my building
11. Became suspicious of an old lady at Lowes who was buying the needed materials to make a beer bong
12. Invited myself to her house later on tonight
13. Faked interest in a new iPod just to check my e-mails at the Apple store

Lie of the Day: That kid who keeps winning the hotdog eating contests, used to be a foreign exchange student in my high school