Highlights of my Day...

1.)Answered the question; "Who actually buys this shit?" when a guy at the gas station was complaining that the condom machine in the bathroom took his money

2.)After about a minute of singing Skid Row's "Youth Gone Wild" in the bathroom at work, I realized I wasn't the only person in the bathroom

3.)Considered bitting off my pinky just to leave work early

4.)Obtained the preceeding information from my mail-man who looks just like Ludacris...I swear they could be brothers, not like "brothas"...I mean brothers

5.)Took a $200 bet that I wouldn't replace the CEO's parking space sign with an "Parking for Assholes Only" sign

6.)Glued my fingers and toes together to see if I could swim faster

7.)Thought about walking up to a complete stranger and saying, "Yo, why you been trippin lately son?...nah mean, cuz?"

[compiled from The Casual Friday]