Nude man inside mall spooning a mannequin?

A man has been charged with indecent exposure after being found partially unclothed and lying on the floor with a female mannequin in a mall.

The man was discovered by a mall security officer. The guard observed the man with his pants and underclothing down and lying next to the half-naked female mannequin, a police report states.

“There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin. That’s the only way I know how to put it,” a police officer said.Security staff at the mall say they have noticed the same mannequin has previously been found undressed on several occasions.

No drugs or alcohol appear to have been involved.

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