The cocktail table doubles as a weapon/shield

The cherry and steel 'Safe Bedside Table' has a removable leg that acts as a club and a top that doubles as a shield for self-defence.

I’m wondering if you’ll really have time to pull some James Bond shenanigans move to get this thing disassembled and ready for use before your ‘attacker’ has already hit you. Whatever. It's still kind of cool to think you might use this someday even though you probably won't.