Friday, December 23, 2005

Company shows porn in store-front window

Imagine being stopped at a traffic light and seeing soft core porn displayed in the storefront window of the local power company.

This scenario became reality for many Alabama Power customers Thursday night, as they watched graphic imagines of sex flash across the screen of a plasma TV currently on sale and on display in the company's store window. "We are very, very embarrassed," said Alabama Power spokesman Bernie Fogarty.

In the video, you could clearly see people having sex, although none of their genitalia was exposed. Some motorists driving pass Alabama Power, located at the corner of Hillcrest Road and Airport Boulevard, actually pulled into the company's parking lot as if it was a drive-in movie theatre. "I was stopped at the red light. I was a little shocked at first. All I can say is if things are boring at home, come on down to Alabama Power about 10:30 at night and get you some good entertainment," said one driver.

After launching an internal investigation, a spokesman for Alabama Power says the company has concluded airing softcore porn was a mistake on its part. Apparently, technicians had the television tuned to HBO's Latino Channel, which Alabama Power says airs cartoons during the day and soft-core porn at night; something the company says it didn't know.

LMAO! How awesome is this. What I think is hilariously funny is the people who pulled in the parking lot just to watch. Seriously? You have nothing better to do with your time than to watch softcore drive-through porn? Ah, whatever. I guess you can’t blame them. Article here.

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