Monday, December 12, 2005

Enrique Iglesias admits he has a small penis

Enrique Iglesias's penis is in the news. Iglesias, was in Houston to promote a cologne, and jokingly told the Houston Press he planned to next introduce a line of extra-small condoms because he knows how tough it is to be unendowed.

He was joking, but the story resulted in headlines around the world, including one reading "Enrique Iglesias Admits He Has Very Small Penis."

And now comes another headline winner, from the Contactmusic.com Web site: "Iglesias Insists He Is of Regular Size."

Iglesias refutes the petite-peter claims: "It's not true and it's hurtful to me and my girlfriend."

Wah-Wah. If you make comments like that to the press, you are just setting yourself up to get rocked by the tabloids. I mean- it’s just too easy to make fun of Enrique in the first place. Him and that silly ass beanie he wears (even in the summer), his cheesy ass songs, and the fact that he walks around like he owns the entire world. The only time his music is even remotely bearable is if you are completely drunk and it’s past 2 AM. Enrique Iglesias = no talent ass clown. Article here.