Fun phrase to randomly Google: Penis Pump

We are all guilty of it. You think of something… and the first thing you do is Google it. Viewing the search results can be like Christmas- you never know what you might get.

My roommate reminded me of the time I jokingly told him that 'I found a penis pump in his room'… in front of a good girlfriend of his. And she believed me. This led to a weird yet curious epiphany. The result? Here is the search results for the phrase, ‘Penis Pump’:

“Penis pumps are hard plastic cylinders that fit over the penis and create a vacuum using suction. They are meant to help a man get an erection or to simulate a blow job. Penis pumps won’t permanently enlarge your penis; the changes are temporary.

Many men find the intense suction sensation to be an enjoyable addition to masturbation, while others like the looks of their dick stretched out in the cylinder.”

Weird I know. But funny (admit it). For even more fun, try saying the words ‘Penis Pump’ aloud without laughing. For extended fun interject the words ‘Penis Pump’ five times during the course of a 5 minute conversation while talking to your parents. If they don’t notice, consider yourself the ‘jedi master.’