Thursday, December 29, 2005

Proof Kevin Federline is a no talent-ass-clown

"I don't think we've ever been formally introduced. My name is Kevin Federline. I'm 6 feet tall, have brown hair and brown eyes. I enjoy horseback riding, long walks on the beach and the wind whipping through my hair. Ha ha ha. On a more serious note..." -actually taken from his website

WTF? No fu*kin way... hell has frozen over. KevinFederline.com has been launched. God help us all.

In an effort to publicly defend himself (or it seems), he has decided to create his own website/blog. It will feature and highlight all the things he has accomplished in his career, as well as how his pathetic ass some how managed to marry Britney Spears. If you haven’t heard his ‘leaked’ rap album, don’t. Save your ear wax. It’s awful. I can’t decide which is worse; his corn-row hair style that he likes to occasionally flaunt, or the fact he has no musical talent whatsoever. See his sorry excuse for a website here. Living proof, anyone in this world can make it big. Anyone.

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