Superman's penis is way to big for Hollywood

The new actor playing Superman (Brandon Routh) has a large penis.


Hollywood executives have ordered the makers of Superman Returns to cover up the rookie actor’s blockbuster bulge.

“It’s a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well endowed and they don’t want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects.”

Wardrobe artists have had to fit him with a special codpiece for the new film out next year. Parker Posey, 37, who co-stars as bad girl Kitty, told how he was constantly being messed about by costume staff.

She said: “He’s got everyone touching him all the time.

“He’s lying on his stomach and he’s got five people coming up and pulling his underwear down, sticking their hands up the butt of his suit.” Article here.