Tuesday, December 20, 2005

The XBox 360 is NOT the ultimate holiday gift

What’s the ultimate childrens gift for the holidays? This thing.



Check it out, it’s a gasoline-powered ‘off-Roader’ and features an all-weather fiberglass body with a protective frame, rack-and-pinion steering, dual hydraulic disk brakes, a manual emergency brake, rubber tires, and full front and rear suspension.

Are you kidding me!?!

The vehicle also comes equipped with a three-speed transmission, and tops out at 30 mph. It also has a removable, fully functional radio and tape deck, and speakers on the side doors.

Price Tag: $40,000

FAO Schwarz (the toy store that is selling it) adds in the description of the vehicle, “Your young driver will be comfortable cruising around in the adjustable upholstered leather seats.”

It should read, “Your parents are so ridiculously rich, they decided to blow 40k on this silly ass clown car that you’ll probably drive a total of 3 times. Merry Christmas son."

Click here to buy one. Don’t like the Hummer version? Try checking out the Audi Cabrio here (it's only $16,000).

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