Overheard in the streets of New York:

Chick #1: Fucking shit, man, this bitch is kicking our asses!
Chick #2: You just used four different curse words in one sentence.
--Mark Lanes, Bay Ridge

Chick: You've had the greatest sex with me. Right?
Guy: Yeah. I guess...

--Hi-Life, 83rd & Amsterdam

Bike guy: Hey girl, I really like your red hair
Chick: Yeah, me too. That's why I dye it. But I don't like it nearly as much as I like not being interrupted when I am tryng to talk to someone.

--St. Marks & 3rd