The 'things my boyfriend says' website is f-funny

"Things My Boyfriend Says" is a website where a girlfriend writes/posts [as the title describes] funny conversations between herself and her boyfriend. She refers to her boyfriend as 'e'. For example:

Discussing when they make their first million dollars:

• me: So you're going to buy me a pony, right?
• e: No, I'm going to buy ME a pony. Made of gold. With rockets.
• me: And then with the rest you're going to buy me a pony, right?
• e: I don't think there will be anything left after I get my gold rocket horse.

Responding to the television where a man is telling someone to "get right with God":

• e: Ha, get right with my cock fucko.
• me: Am i right with your cock?
• e: We'll have to check.
• me: Does it involve a litmus test?
• e: It's more of a taste test.

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