Angelina Jolie Is No Longer Lara Croft
There is a new face to the action hero Lara Croft (Angelina Jolie has been officially axed from being Lara Croft of Tomb Raider). She is has been revealed as an unknown 20 year old model from Bethnal Green, London.

Karima, a self confessed tomboy and Top Shop sales assistant, will need all her reserves of energy for the adventures that lie ahead in one of entertainment's most challenging acting and modeling roles.
Starting immediately she will embark on a grueling training program which includes an SAS survival, combat and semi automatic weapon firing course in Eastern Europe and a crash course in world archaeology, deportment, elocution and etiquette lessons in order to portray Lady Lara Croft, the 11th generation Countess, archaeologist and action hero.







2 Comments:
That's crap. Angelina Jolie is awesome. I think that's so much crap! No joke!
-random onlooker
no, no, no, she looks much better as lara croft. angelina was, well, angelina.
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