'Buy' a guy's homework for a year on eBay

Hate doing your homework? Auction that sh*t on eBay. Check out this students listing:

“I am a college student who is currently studying Business Administration Management studies at Conestoga College. On average I have 2 projects to do a week plus studying for my numerous tests and exams. I don’t have time to do these projects and spend time studying, working and time with my girlfriend and friends. If you win this auction you will be sent all my projects with in 12 hours of me reserving them and you will either have the opportunity to complete my homework or if you do not wish to do my homework in a particular week you will receive a copy of the homework that I will have to complete my self (if you chose not to do it).”

Are you serious? This guy really f*ckin thinks someone will buy the rights to do his homework!?! Not a bad idea I guess if it actually works out… and he gets good grades. Which probably won't happen. He'll probably flunk out of college and sell drugs anyways... Click here to see the actual eBay listing.