Overheard on the streets of New York:

Chick #1: I really think this is the way to go.
Chick #2: I told you, I'm not ready. They don't even know me. I don't want them to always think of me as "that lesbian girl." I said no.
Chick #1: I meant Eighth Avenue.

-23rd & 8th

Girl: You know, sometimes I just feel like breaking down and crying.
Guy: Wanna get some pizza?
Girl: Seriously, life can be so hard sometimes, I really can't take it anymore.
Guy: Have you considered suicide?
Girl: Fuck you!
Guy: Well seriously, you need to stop complaining about life or just kill yourself and get it over with.
Girl: Fuck you. I'm getting off at the next stop and going back home.
Guy: Wanna get some pizza?

-Q train

[via OHINY]