Overheard on the streets of New York:

Girl: I feel like if your vagina is wet enough, you won't get AIDS.

-Kitchenette Uptown, Amsterdam Avenue

Dude: Well, the other day she said, "I want you to fuck me in the park." So we went to the park, went behind some bushes where there was a clearing and bam, bam, bam. Then I came on her face.

-116th & Amsterdam