Britney Spears is fat, she can't eat dessert

Kevin Federline apparently called a restaurant before Britney and him arrived to make sure they wouldn't serve her dessert.

When they were done with dinner, the waiter refused to wheel over the dessert cart, he had this to say: "I'm sorry, Ms. Spears, but your husband called here a few minutes ago and told us you weren't allowed to have dessert. In fact, we've been told that no one at the table can have dessert--because you'll eat it."

This is f*ckin hilarious. No really. This is funny. I'm laughing, are you?