Overheard on the streets of New York:

Chick #1: So yeah, all this time I've never had PMS before. Like ever. Now that all this hormonal shit is going on, it all caught up with me this past week.
Chick #2: What do you mean?
Chick #1: I've been eating M&M's, Fritos, chocolate-covered pretzels, and Powerade this entire week, and I can't go 10 minutes without crying.
Chick #2: Are you prego?
Chick #1: No, I think I just fucking won the endocrine lottery.

-Times Square shuttle

Girl #1: We have to turn right on this street.
Girl #2: But it's a one way...
Girl #1: Dude, we are walking!

-Fort Greene

Teen girl #1: Okay. Maybe I'm, like, retarded for not knowing this, but...did you guys know that other countries have national anthems, too?
Teen girl #2: Duh! It's the same song, in different languages!

-Bay Ridge

[via OHINY]