Give your girlfriend GPS panties...

Make sure your girlfriend is always at the right place with these GPS Panties.
These panties will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart rate and body temperature. Based on pioneering research developed by the U.S. military at DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency), we have brought this revolutionary technology, previously only available to the military, to you!

These “panties” can trace the exact location of your woman and send the information, via satellite, to your cell phone, PDA, and PC simultaneously! Use their patented mapping system, pantyMap®, to find the exact location of your loved one 24 hours a day. The technology is embedded into a piece of fabric so seamlessly she will never know it’s there!”

Yeah… uh I’d say you might have ‘control’ problem if you make your girlfriend/ daughter wear these things.

*They cost $100 for the ‘Basic forgot-me-not panties’
*$180 for the ‘Advanced forgot-me-not-panties’ (w/heart & heart rate sensors)
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*You can order a set of 7 of each of these for $650, $1190.

Click here to buy one. Try to order one... watch what happens... :)