Angelina Gives birth to "Shiloh Nouvel"
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have welcomed a baby girl, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, into the world. The child was born on the night of May 27, in the African country of Namibia.
Shiloh? Like the 1997 movie in which an abused beagle runs away from its owner? Whatever. I’m just glad this debacle of events regarding Angelina’s pregnancy is over. Now the media can cover all the crazy ways in which this kid will be raised and pampered (like only drinking 24-hour-overnighted purified milk from rare cows located in eastern Australia). This will never end... it's only beginning. Heaven help us.