David Blaine is a freakin' moron

Last week in New York City, David Blaine unsuccessfully completed his underwater stunt. He did succeed in spending 7-days underwater, but he failed to hold his breath for 9-minutes breaking the World record. He has vowed that he will try to complete that stunt very soon.
However, he's moving on to his next project. He's planning to live among the wild animals in the jungle. He said: "I'm planning to live harmoniously among wild beasts. And I'd like to do it alone in the jungle."

Uhhhh... that's not that hard David. You could just join the cast of Survivor to make that happen. And who do you think you are? Snow White? I want to see real magic. I wanna see him set himself on fire while flying to the top of the space needle or chop his head off and put it back on. You know, real shit. Article here.