Overheard on the streets of New York:

Girl on cell: Seriously George, I gained twenty pounds while I was in LA, and now every black guy in the city can't stop talking to me about my ass!
[Guy slowly driving by and waving out window: Oooh girl, you so fiiiine...you gorgeous.]
Girl on cell: Jesus Christ! There's another one! I've gotta call you back, I'm going to the gym.
-Broadway & Bleeker

Woman #1: She got a booty do
Woman #2: A booty do?
Woman #1: Yeah, you know, when your belly stick out more than your booty do?
-4 train

Guy #1: So this girl comes over and I just want her to give me a blow job.
Guy #2: Yeah, did she do it?
Guy #1: No. She was all like, "I really want to hook up with you, but you won't respect me if I do." And I'm just thinking, "Please for the love of God, just suck my dick and I'll worry about the rest later." but I obviously can't say that to her.
Guy #3: Dude, that sucks. It sounds like she's a total tease.
Guy #1: Yeah. I know man. I really, really just wanted her to suck my dick and she's worried about all this other stuff.
[pause]
Guy #3:, as they're exiting the train: Do you believe we go to law school?
-1 train

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