Paris Hilton is a bitch (shock, I know)

Reports are saying that Paris Hilton ordered her helicopter pilot to make an emergency landing on a German farm, so she could use the toilet. Paris even got her security to stop the family from entering their own bathroom so she could relieve herself in peace.
A source told Britain's More magazine: "She gave the farmer a bit of a shock. Her bouncers even blocked the farm door so the family couldn't go inside their own house while she was using the toilet." The farmer said: "She was cold as a fish, and cursed about the weather."