Friday, July 21, 2006

Bet on Brad Pitt cheating on Angelina Jolie?

Paparazzi and celebrity odds makers relentlessly continue to harass the Jolie-Pitt family. The latest newsflash on the world famous couple comes from sports betting giant BETonSPORTS.com celebrity analysts who posted odds on the Bradd Pitt cheating on Angelina, following newly circulating rumors questioning Brad’s “manhood” and Jessica Simpson’s unveiled lusts for Pitt.

Will history repeat itself? After all Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston divorced after Brad had allegedly gotten involved with Angelina while the future couple was making 'Mr. and Mrs. Smith".

Brad Pitt was recently appointed "himbo" (an attractive but vacuous man — think "male bimbo") by the Hollywood media. To make things even worst for Brad a venom-spitting Jennifer Aniston slammed her ex-husband by saying he was a flop in bed, thebosh.com reported.

Nnewly divorced Jessica Simpson reported having a crush on Brad. When asked what her ideal man would look like, Jessica Simpson told a journalist: "Brad Pitt in Fight Club; you can't get much better than that! I still dream about his body!"

To further complicate an already mind blowing set of rumors Jennifer Aniston stated once again she suspects Brad is gay at a brief press conference she held to thank her supporters "for this meaningful honor." Aniston was recently chosen by Entertainment Tonight viewers as the star that best represents American values.


Brad's odds appear to be worth a bet. $100 wagered on Brad cheating on Angelina before 12/31/06 would eventually pay $150 should the rumors be confirmed and should Jessica Simpson succeed in her attempt to satisfy her lust for Brad. Article here.

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