Man urinates inside a gas station freezer?

A taxidermist was arrested for allegedly entering a gas station's freezer and urinating on $500 worth of merchandise.

Michael Heyer, 50, was taken into custody Saturday after an employee at the Sunoco Convenience Store said he exposed himself and wandered to the back freezer, where he urinated on hot dogs, creamers, milk, cheese, chili, juice and cans.

He was charged with one felony count of criminal mischief, exposure of sexual organs and disorderly intoxication, according to an arrest report. Article here.