Overheard on the streets of New York:

Pharmacist: You should probably re-sign your card.
Woman: Why?
Pharmacist: Well, you signed over the magnetic strip. You're supposed to sign over the white part down here.
Woman: Then how would the machine read my signature? That doesn't make any sense.
Pharmacist: No, it's a magnetic strip. It reads the information, not the signature.
Woman: I don't think you know what you're talking about. That's not how the machines work. You're a pharmacist, not an electrician.
[then the pharmacist gave up]

-Zitomer, 76th & Madison

Tween boy: Mom! Let's go already!
Mom: If you're so bored, go play in traffic.

-Victoria's Secret, Lincoln Center

Girl on cell: So I woke up with a slice of pizza on my stomach again last night.

-Union Square

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