Rock-Solid Reasons to Get Drunk Tonight:

My picks from the complete 40 list here:

2. The brewing industry alone employs 1.7 million people and that’s a lot of mouths to feed.

3. Bad ass nicknames like “Chuggybear,” “The Alabama Hamma,” “Pukey McPukerson”
are not awarded to people who stay home to do laundry.

6. Word on the street is the booze has been trash talking you all day.

8. Dude, after what you did last time, you gotta go back out there and explain yourself.

15. Your friends can’t have a good time without you.

16. Your friends might have a good time without you.

21. That feisty barmaid might finally, you know, pick up on what you’re laying down.

25. You gotta figure the odds of getting thrown in the drunk tank twice in one month are practically negligible.

26. If you don’t hunt the booze, the booze will surely hunt you.