Overheard on the streets of New York:

Denial: This kind of fits. It's a little tight here, you see?
Reason: Yeah, it kinda makes you look pregnant. Maybe get the next size up?
Denial: Fuck you. I am not buying a size 10.
Reason: No one will know; it's just a number on the inside of the dress.
Denial: No, seriously, fuck you. I don't believe this. Let's just go to Subway. I am starving.
- Fitting room, Saks 5th Avenue

Teenage girl #1: Then he was kissing my forehead a lot after we hooked up so I told everyone there he was gay.
Teenage girl #2: Yeah, that is really gay.
- Houston St station

Girl: I think I might be allergic to the metal in the needle, so is there any sort of numbing gel or something you could use?
Punk rock employee: Yeah. I could hit you over the head with a fucking rock.
- Andromeda Tattoo Parlor, St Mark's

Guy: How do you get to Astor Place?
Old man: You go up 2 blocks, make a left, then go fuck yourself.
- 10th St & 5th Ave

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