Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Kevin Federline will die in the year 2032

According to a study conducted by scientists and Blender Magazine, K-fed will die in 26 years. The magazine takes into account Federfag's age, height, smoking habits, alcohol abuse, and marijuana. After that it claims he will die at the ripe old age of 55.

Gerontologist Dr. Demko claims: "Kevin will also need the common sense to ditch the smoking, booze and drugs, which will give him 16 more years to enjoy Britney's money and watch his four (and counting) kids grow up."


2032 to me is still way to many years to put up with this ass-clown. This guy seriously is not good at anything. Someone please, make him go away. Article here.

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