Across-the-Board (acrosstheboardblog.com): Blogging on hold until after my operation :(

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Blogging on hold until after my operation :(

Well… for the fellow Across-the-Board loyalists, you might remember the ACL knee surgery I wrote about. It’s all going down tomorrow morning. [sigh]. Obviously, Across-the-Board will be on hold until -- well, the drugs wear off enough I know how to move a mouse and type on a keyboard. Who knows how long that will take :). Anyways, more than likely I’ll resume blogging next Monday. Till then – enjoy the archives, and have a great week.

6 Comments:

At 10/25/2006 3:16 AM, Loughlan said...: Aww.. Thats sad to hear.

I hope you get well soon, and hope the surgery is a success.

Thanks as always
Loughlan
(regular reader, occasional poster)
At 10/25/2006 7:15 AM, Tony said...: Hey, I'll be looking for you on the rebound. I just found this blog and it cracks me up. Great stuff!!!
At 10/26/2006 12:58 AM, Little Sis said...: Hey Ramsay

Good luck with the op - I'm sure it will be fine. Will miss the afternoon reading....

Little Sis
(daily reader, occasional poster)
At 10/27/2006 5:11 AM, Anonymous said...: What a shame. I allways enjoy your blog.
Hope you get well soon.

Memento
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At 10/27/2006 5:08 PM, Anonymous said...: Really enjoy the blog. Hope everything goes well and you are back to 100% soon!
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Blogging on hold until after my operation :(

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