Overheard on the streets of New York:

Girl on cell: I still don't get why you dumped him. Just 'cause you're a lesbian and he's got that thing for unicorns doesn't mean you wouldn't have been cute together.
-2nd & A

Hipster on cell: She thinks the entire world revolves around her. What is she, the sun?
-Union Square

Loud chick: So I was looking on the Internet to learn more about our planet and biodiversity and shit, and there's like five more extinctions supposed to happen! You know, like the dinosaurs and shit!
-Ray's Pizza, E Houston

Geeky Columbia freshman: Yeah, we held a Sexyback Party... You know, it was themed like Justin Timberlake. It was a pretty cool concept.
-Downtown 1 Train

Meathead on cell: We never get laid. We might as well be ninjas.
-Canal & Broadway

College chick: Any party that you have to lube up your hand to get into just isn't worth it.
-Christopher St

Professor: I don't understand these Taliban guys. 27 virgins! 27 virgins! Who wants to spend eternity with a bunch of beginners?
-Classroom, FIT

Drunk guy talking to cop about his drunk friend hiding behind a lightpost: Can you see him? Can you see my friend, fucker? Damn straight you can't, he's got his camouflage on bitch.
-1St & 1St

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