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Friday, January 19, 2007

If I saw my dentist wearing this, I’d be creeped out

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At 1/19/2007 7:02 PM, Anonymous said...: It'd be too hard to stop laughing long enough to let them do any work in my mouth! hahaha
At 3/04/2021 1:47 AM, stephen said...: The dentist should offer comprehensive dental procedures and an abundance of helpful information about teeth whitening, including a healthy diet and lifestyle. "While many dentists specialize in just one procedure, such as teeth whitening, you want a dentist who offers a full array of services," says Smith. "Your family dentist may be able to refer you to a cosmetic dentist who offers many options for improving your smile. He or she can also help patients to choose from a variety of teeth whitening products.
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At 3/04/2021 1:54 AM, stephen said...: The dentist should offer comprehensive dental procedures and an abundance of helpful information about teeth whitening, including a healthy diet and lifestyle. "While many dentists specialize in just one procedure, such as teeth whitening, you want a dentist who offers a full array of services," says Smith. "Your family dentist may be able to refer you to a cosmetic dentist who offers many options for improving your smile. He or she can also help patients to choose from a variety of teeth whitening products.
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At 3/04/2021 1:54 AM, stephen said...: Look for a family dentist in Northampton MA that offers a relaxed, comfortable atmosphere. "Dental hygiene is a lifelong process," says Dr. Nancy B. Smith, chief of staff at Goodwill-MD. "Spend time with your family dentist to learn about good oral hygiene habits and how to prevent tooth decay and other dental health problems. A dentist should offer informative books on the importance of good dental hygiene. Make sure they also offer free educational seminars to teach patients essential dental procedures. They should offer a warm, friendly office and a comfortable waiting area."
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At 3/20/2021 3:49 AM, judy zell said...: "Are you interested in finding a dentist in Northampton MA? "When was the last time you had your dental appointment?" "The answer is never. It is important that you find a caring and qualified dentist in Northampton MA. Here are some important tips to help you find the best dentist in the area.
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At 3/20/2021 3:50 AM, judy zell said...: The dentist should offer comprehensive dental procedures and an abundance of helpful information about teeth whitening, including a healthy diet and lifestyle. "While many dentists specialize in just one procedure, such as teeth whitening, you want a dentist who offers a full array of services," says Smith. "Your family dentist may be able to refer you to a cosmetic dentist who offers many options for improving your smile. He or she can also help patients to choose from a variety of teeth whitening products.
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At 3/20/2021 3:51 AM, judy zell said...: Many dental offices provide an emergency service for patients who have severe dental problems, such as broken teeth, chipped teeth, or missing teeth. Emergency dental services are usually available throughout the week. In Northampton, there are several participating dental offices that provide these emergency services twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. Dentists in Northampton MA are trained to handle emergency dental situations and give their patients' peace of mind.
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At 3/20/2021 3:51 AM, judy zell said...: Another important aspect to consider is whether your family dentist accepts your insurance. If you and/or your family have any insurance, it is important to ask if your family dentist accepts your insurance policy. You do not want to be stuck paying dentist fees out of pocket because your family dentist does not accept your insurance. If you do not have insurance coverage, it is important to check with your employer and see if they cover the cost of services you may need. Many dental offices also offer payment plans, allowing patients to pay a small amount up front so that any dental work can be paid for in a timely manner.
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At 3/20/2021 3:52 AM, judy zell said...: Whitening of teeth is done with special whitening toothpastes, strips, trays, rinses, lights, or lasers. Your family dentist should be able to tell you what is available and which will work best for you. Most dental offices offer a simple and easy-to-use system to apply teeth whitening products to your teeth.
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If I saw my dentist wearing this, I’d be creeped out

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