Columnist rates "Idol" contestants on "bang factor"

This writer tells the truth in how he feels about the women of American Idol this year... lets just say he's really honest about how he feels about them...

We all know how well (or how horribly) the Idol girls sang on Wednesday night. Let’s talk about what really matters: How hot was each Idol hopeful?

While everyone is judging the Idol hopefuls by their singing and their "yo factor," I’m gonna do what a lot of people who tune into Idol do: Assess who is the hottest female contestant and rate them on their “bang factor.” An Idol’s bang factor takes into consideration a number of qualities and traits such as sassiness, sexiness, cleavage, attire, ba-dunka-dunk, and so on. Each contestant gets graded on a scale from 1 (“No friggin’ way”) to 10 (“I almost banged my TV screen”)

(Note to self: Wife is probably getting really pissed off reading this right now. Be sure to order flowers to be delivered to her office, ASAP.) Click here to read the full article.