Dude breaks into car, steals $1k worth of penis pumps

Council Bluffs Police reports stated officers were called to the Fairfield Inn for a report of a burglary to a vehicle.

An Overland Park, Kan., man told officers someone broke the passenger side window on his vehicle and stole five penis pumps and parts, valued at $1,300, according to police reports. Damage to the window was placed at $200.
At the time of the report, the victim found no other items missing or no other damage to his vehicle. The case was marked inactive because there were no suspects or witness information available. Article here.