Across-the-Board (acrosstheboardblog.com)

This entertainment blog showcases crazy news, pictures, and celebrity gossip. Occasionally, I talk about my life as well. Consider it slapdash if you will, I prefer to describe my actions as... Across the Board. Updated whenever I feel like it.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
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A.C.B. is an entertainment blog originally created by Ramsey Mohsen but also consists of a team of bloggers; Lee, Celeste, Grace, Chris and Daniel.
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- "You gotta figure steak is safer because you figure no one is sticking their fingers in it"
- "Telescopic is definitely a real word"
- "You know your Mexican if you have a decal on the back of the car with your name- before you even get a license plate."
- "Looks like somebody unplugged the power the DJ booth!"
- "We are opening a new night club- the slogans going to be: Kansas City's premier HARD dance club!"
- "You figure- we probably have the best H-O-R-S-E venue in the nation."
- "I fu*kin' love carving pumpkins!"
- "1 AM @ Chubbys - "You want chicken fried steak? Ewww, I wanna vomit!"
- "If you can stick your fingers in it- and then it gets lost, thats how you know"
- "Yeah dude, she totally has side-ass."
- "I said yes, she said no, she said shut up..."
- "Are you guys really in here folding pocket squares?"
- "Last one there's a Penis Pump!"
- "DooDoo-DooDoo-Doo-Doo!!"
- "Scott the douche!"
- "Daddy! I want my oompa loompa now!!"
- "I guess the city finally did something about the squirrel problem."
- "She's just fat enough- she's probably a freak!"
- "I'm going to take a piss in the back yard. / Well that's fine, but thats the front yard."
- "While playing H-O-R-S-E: "I f*ckin' hate stadium lights (after the motion light comes on)"
- "You'd have a much bigger shaft if you'd do your balls right"
- "So is a unicorn just a horse that has one horn sticking out of its head? Oh."
- "I’d rather massage a chick with pudding."
- "We’re getting a cat and we’re naming it taint."
- "You should send her a text message and say that you want to rub her down with applebutter"
- "Never send a girl carnations unless you want her to say, 'Crap, I got carnations.'"
- "I've decided photos of girls on boats are sexier than photos of girls on the beach."
- "I’m worried that I’m going to run out of people to ask to be friends on Facebook."
- "Eat it with your hands it's tomato-saucy!"
- "I hate when movies try to make food visually stimulating."
- "She's been living for 16 years in KY jelly./Yeah, that can't be good on your eyebrows"
- "I think pregnant ladies are scary"
- "I think we should wait till it's late./When we get back it will be late./Exactly"
- "The party is at Jerry's Bait Shop! OH-OH"
- "I can't, I have to start studying for a final I have in two days... and I haven't even taken the book out of the saran wrap."
- "I don’t have to ask her for permission, I just have to persuade her to let me."
- "You should have paddled him with your penis at his wedding!"
- "Jeez-la-weez!"/Did you really just say Jeez-la-weez?"
- "Listen here bucko!/Did you really just say bucko?"
- "[Ramsey barges into Paul’s house and interrupts a group of people watching a serious movie with the lights dimmed], “Paul you’re such a damn liar, and you smell like ham” – Drunk Ramsey after the Rascal Flatts concert
- "(calling me from the casino buffet) Dude -- quit screen your calls, I wanted to tell you about the crazy amount of food I ate, I seriously, you’re probably going to think this is an exaggeration but it’s not. [excited] I ate two steaks, probably about 35 shrimp, a thing of carved turkey, a baked potato crab, a crab rangoon, some fried rice, two rolls, and a teeny piece of pie at the end. Fucking most food I’ve ever eaten -- this place is fuckin’ [short pause] we have got to start coming here on Thursdays! Anyways, I’ll be home in a little bit, later bye."
- "Birth control is the best invention ever... [pause], so are condoms"
- "So I've been thinking of taking up smoking as a hobby..."
- "You would of been funny in the 80's"
- "I wonder what T.J. Ford is up to?"
- "You made out with him because you wanted to feel his suede jacket? That's awesome."
- "Júlio… Baptista!! A.K.A. ‘the bat’"
- "Fuckin' cock block!"
- "Dude, I’d rather rollerblade on a treadmill"
- "Scott: Craig's List is awesome! Ramsey: Really? What do you look for? Scott: Oh, you know -- snowboards, motorcycles, and bed frames. Ramsey: Wait, what? Dude, that's pretty random shit."
- "Can I have a dollar!!!!!"
- "This is the best day ever! - Andy (from the Bachelor -- yeah, we watched it)
- "My tires will not miss all the pot holes Lawrence, KS has to offer"
- "I'm still pissed none of Paris Hilton's singles were popular"
- "Whoa dude, look... boobs."
- "Feverdo"
- "Take a right, take a right..."
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34 Comments:
What a genius! Hey, don't rub your habanero vomit in your eyes, there, that'll really burn.
but color me impressed: where can I hire this kid for a high paying job requiring good judgment and critical thinking skills?
When I ate one I just chewed and
swallowed it and rode my bicycle
home right after. Didn't even
have a glass of water.
It was pretty hot, though.
A good thing to try once.
Stupid kid + Jackass = A dangerous form of mecha-stupidity, from which no instance of rational thinking is safe.
not even the hottest pepper...not even close.
FAKE
a real bad-ass
Not fake. A good fresh Habernaro will kick your ass. Then piss on you. This is probably the worst pain that kid has ever felt.
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OUCHY!!!
you can tell it's real because his face starts turning purple. that shit hurts so much.
Laugh? I almost shat myself :>
Who.
Cares.
It's hard to breath after you eat one of those little fuckers, ain't it.
its not that bad.... during my chefs apprenticeship back in 1991, my chef taught me to make jerk sauce.. he failed to mention that you need to either wear gloves, or wash yer hands before you go take a wizz....
now thats a pain you cant fathom... eating it is one thing....rub some on yer manhood, well thats entirely different!
This didn't actually happen
Habanero's are not that hot. I've pureed a dozen of them using a Cuisinart and drank the resultant mush. It was pretty hot but I didn't see what that big deal was.
You guys who claim to eat them and not feel the pain are not as big and bad as you think. Some people can take spices better than others. I haven't eaten a habanero pepper, but I've eaten chicken wings marinated in mango habanero sauce. No, it wasn't the worst pain I've ever felt but it was pretty darn hot.
One time in my high school, we had some "spirit challenge" at an assembly to eat a whole habanero. If I remember correctly, three kids tried, and all three puked, and at least one lost consciousness. Imagine the lawsuit freakout that spawned. Yes!!!
For those who claim habaneros aren't that hot ... habaneros can be among the hottest peppers in the world, but a whole lot is dependent on how they grow, in what soil, etc. In other words, some habaneros are much hotter than others, so you can't make broad assertions based only on your personal experience.
I accidentally poured Blair's Mega Death on my eggs instead of my regular Habanero sauce and oh boy, it was hot but I guess that I am more used to hot sauce and chillis than this guy was.
He should have had some vanilla ice cream or lots of milk to drink after that. I couldn't see what he got just when the clip ends but it didn't look like milk.
What an idiot. I really hope that he atleast made some money from this stupid bet.
it's strange but some people don't feel the effects of chilli peppers regardless of its intensity.
I ate a pickled Jabanero once. It was awful. Just when the pain has ended in your mouth, it starts in your stomach. I thought I was going to lose consciousness. The only thing that came close to that pain was the pain of the pepper coming back out again.
Why are these movies always ending when the fun starts? The minutes after eating them:D
what a pussy, he should try eating a Naga Jokia chilli, registers at almost a million on the scoville scale - habanero's or scotch bonnets are only 100k - 300k
Seriously hot chilies are awesome
when somebody says that they ate a habanero and i didnt do anything it really depends on were and how the pepper grew for example my first peper wansnt so hot then a bout a month later i went to my freinds house and she had one so i thought i could impress her so i ate it bout 40 seconds after that i was in the bathroom puking and i almost passed out it all depends on how it was grown
The best part is when the video finishes, it reloads the first frame so you get to see his dumbass pre-pepper expression.
I ate one one day before class in high school, it was the worst pain i've ever experienced!
That's really a poor fellow! I actually got some of the habanero pepper sauces for last X-Mas. It has an excellent flavor and a little outset of lime juice after taste which makes it savory. It could be little hotter, still a very good sauce though.
The habanero chili is one of the more intensely spicy species of chili peppers of the Capsicum genus. It is sometimes spelled habañero—the diacritical mark being added as a hyperforeignism.Unripe habaneros are green, and they color as they mature.Costa rica toursCommon colors are orange and red, but white, brown, and pink are also seen. Typically a ripe habanero is 2–6 centimetres long. Habanero chili peppers are rated 100,000–350,000 on the Scoville scale.
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The habanero chili pepper most likely originated in the Yucatán Peninsula and its coastal regions. Upon its discovery by Spaniards, it was rapidly disseminated to other adequate climate areas of the world,Costa rica toursto the point that 18th-century taxonomists mistook China for its place of origin and called it "Capsicum chinense"—the Chinese pepper.
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that is so dangerous kid! this can be very harmful to your health. please take care and not try this stun again..
What a genius! Hey, don't rub your habanero vomit in your eyes, there, that'll really burn.
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not even the hottest pepper...not even close.
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