Monday, January 21, 2008

Dude poops on neighbors clothes, shoes, any everything else.

A man who defecated on the clothing and shoes of neighbors was charged yesterday with the repulsive, month-long soiling spree.

Ronnie Ballard, 19, is facing misdemeanor charges for ruining the items, which were in the laundry room and hallways of a Madison apartment building that is next door to Ballard's residence.

According to a criminal complaint filed in Dane County Circuit Court, Ballard defecated on two occasions in a washing machine, ruining a comforter, baby clothing, and other garments. Ballard, is also charged with defecating in the tennis shoes and boots of building residents, who had left the footwear outside their apartment doors. » Article here

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2 Comments:

At 1/22/2008 6:54 AM, Blogger Tom said...

I know what it actually means, but when viewing this story on your web site, "the mug shot at right" takes on a whole new meaning.

 
At 1/22/2008 9:06 AM, Blogger Ramsey said...

Tom! Wow, completely forgot to 'strip' that. I was laughing out loud after reading your comment.

Duh.

Thanks for the heads up!

 

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