Tuesday, March 25, 2008

'As a working mom, its hard to find time to masturbate.'

As a single mother of three with a full-time career, I've got a lot on my plate. Between making the children's breakfast in the morning and making sure they brush their teeth at night, I hardly have any time to take care of myself. Sometimes, I just get so darn busy that I'll realize it's 6 p.m. and I haven't even eaten yet! Can you imagine? Not that I'm complaining, though. I love being a mom. But I'll tell you what—sometimes I find it just about impossible to find a spare moment to stimulate my clitoris until I reach glorious climax. » Fake article here

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At 3/27/2008 7:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

four fingers? This womans loose as a goose...then again, sounds like she's passed a few puppies, but damn! Get on those kegel exercises already.


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