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Across-the-Board (acrosstheboardblog.com)
This entertainment blog showcases crazy news, pictures, and celebrity gossip. Occasionally, I talk about my life as well. Consider it slapdash if you will, I prefer to describe my actions as... Across the Board. Updated whenever I feel like it.
Friday, March 13, 2009
About Across-the-Board:
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A.C.B. is an entertainment blog originally created by Ramsey Mohsen but also consists of a team of bloggers; Lee, Celeste, Grace, Chris and Daniel.
» Email tips to us: tips@acrosstheboardblog.com
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- "You gotta figure steak is safer because you figure no one is sticking their fingers in it"
- "Telescopic is definitely a real word"
- "You know your Mexican if you have a decal on the back of the car with your name- before you even get a license plate."
- "Looks like somebody unplugged the power the DJ booth!"
- "We are opening a new night club- the slogans going to be: Kansas City's premier HARD dance club!"
- "You figure- we probably have the best H-O-R-S-E venue in the nation."
- "I fu*kin' love carving pumpkins!"
- "1 AM @ Chubbys - "You want chicken fried steak? Ewww, I wanna vomit!"
- "If you can stick your fingers in it- and then it gets lost, thats how you know"
- "Yeah dude, she totally has side-ass."
- "I said yes, she said no, she said shut up..."
- "Are you guys really in here folding pocket squares?"
- "Last one there's a Penis Pump!"
- "DooDoo-DooDoo-Doo-Doo!!"
- "Scott the douche!"
- "Daddy! I want my oompa loompa now!!"
- "I guess the city finally did something about the squirrel problem."
- "She's just fat enough- she's probably a freak!"
- "I'm going to take a piss in the back yard. / Well that's fine, but thats the front yard."
- "While playing H-O-R-S-E: "I f*ckin' hate stadium lights (after the motion light comes on)"
- "You'd have a much bigger shaft if you'd do your balls right"
- "So is a unicorn just a horse that has one horn sticking out of its head? Oh."
- "I’d rather massage a chick with pudding."
- "We’re getting a cat and we’re naming it taint."
- "You should send her a text message and say that you want to rub her down with applebutter"
- "Never send a girl carnations unless you want her to say, 'Crap, I got carnations.'"
- "I've decided photos of girls on boats are sexier than photos of girls on the beach."
- "I’m worried that I’m going to run out of people to ask to be friends on Facebook."
- "Eat it with your hands it's tomato-saucy!"
- "I hate when movies try to make food visually stimulating."
- "She's been living for 16 years in KY jelly./Yeah, that can't be good on your eyebrows"
- "I think pregnant ladies are scary"
- "I think we should wait till it's late./When we get back it will be late./Exactly"
- "The party is at Jerry's Bait Shop! OH-OH"
- "I can't, I have to start studying for a final I have in two days... and I haven't even taken the book out of the saran wrap."
- "I don’t have to ask her for permission, I just have to persuade her to let me."
- "You should have paddled him with your penis at his wedding!"
- "Jeez-la-weez!"/Did you really just say Jeez-la-weez?"
- "Listen here bucko!/Did you really just say bucko?"
- "[Ramsey barges into Paul’s house and interrupts a group of people watching a serious movie with the lights dimmed], “Paul you’re such a damn liar, and you smell like ham” – Drunk Ramsey after the Rascal Flatts concert
- "(calling me from the casino buffet) Dude -- quit screen your calls, I wanted to tell you about the crazy amount of food I ate, I seriously, you’re probably going to think this is an exaggeration but it’s not. [excited] I ate two steaks, probably about 35 shrimp, a thing of carved turkey, a baked potato crab, a crab rangoon, some fried rice, two rolls, and a teeny piece of pie at the end. Fucking most food I’ve ever eaten -- this place is fuckin’ [short pause] we have got to start coming here on Thursdays! Anyways, I’ll be home in a little bit, later bye."
- "Birth control is the best invention ever... [pause], so are condoms"
- "So I've been thinking of taking up smoking as a hobby..."
- "You would of been funny in the 80's"
- "I wonder what T.J. Ford is up to?"
- "You made out with him because you wanted to feel his suede jacket? That's awesome."
- "Júlio… Baptista!! A.K.A. ‘the bat’"
- "Fuckin' cock block!"
- "Dude, I’d rather rollerblade on a treadmill"
- "Scott: Craig's List is awesome! Ramsey: Really? What do you look for? Scott: Oh, you know -- snowboards, motorcycles, and bed frames. Ramsey: Wait, what? Dude, that's pretty random shit."
- "Can I have a dollar!!!!!"
- "This is the best day ever! - Andy (from the Bachelor -- yeah, we watched it)
- "My tires will not miss all the pot holes Lawrence, KS has to offer"
- "I'm still pissed none of Paris Hilton's singles were popular"
- "Whoa dude, look... boobs."
- "Feverdo"
- "Take a right, take a right..."
19 Comments:
hahaha, this blog has kinda become a FAIL blog!
j/k. It seems if we post that you really suck, you take time out to post something kinda funny. So, if I say you suck every day, will you post everyday?
this 'team' couldn't win a game of dodgeball against a squad of blind people.
Hi BooHoo. I think the reason why all of us on the team have stopped posting is because of all the negative flack everyone gave us at first. I think we became too afraid to post anything. Then we got our of habit and then we seemed to peter out to blogs every blue moon... I am willing to start posting more if people would just give us a chance...
I used to look at this page every day...if not two or three times a day. It has become so boring now it feels like a waste of time to come check it out. I do not mean any dis-respect at all and am not trying to be mean but I think if you started posting more stuff like Ramsey did in the beginning you would get alot more visitors.
Just a suggestion.
Thanks!
A chance? All you have to do is post. There's no consistency whatsoever. There's 4 posts in a row, then nothing for 3 weeks. Ramsey has a great sense of humor. I think that's what drew people here. An additional 4 or 5 people create a much different voice. The sense of wit and humor is divided and doesn't flow as well.
Just look at what you guys have posted, and look at what Ramsey has posted in the past. Look at April 7, 2006. Here's the link:
http://acrosstheboard.blogspot.com/2006_04_07_archive.html
Look at anything you guys have posted. Ramsey's sense of new and witty are 6 miles above yours. Maybe it's just because you're busy. I get it. It's OK. If I were Ramsey, I would have had a farewell post that simply said 'For almost 5 years, I found great pieces of our culture and put them here. Since they are mostly timeless, I encourage you to explore the archives and comment on anything you really enjoy'.
I assume Ramsey had to bring a few more on board because his posts were lengthy, and seemed to take a lot of time to put together. It seems to me that Ramsey asked a few people to participate, and they didn't look at what he's done before and what kind of content fits here. He doesn't just post pics and videos. He posts it with his commentary as well, which added to the value of ATB. Nor did they consider whether new stuff fits the readership. Ramsey's stuff was original or hard to find. Taking something like a pic from Fail Blog isn't really original or cutting edge. I suspect most of the ATB readers have heard of FAIL Blog stuff before.
If you're 'afraid' to blog, then perhaps you're not cut out for ATB. It's not like the criticism is unwarranted. Nobody expected a bunch of people to match Ramsey, but they also didn't expect them to completely drop the ball.
Look for interesting, unique, engaging stuff. Add your own commentary, and people will return without being snarky. Or, ask Ramsey to officially retire this place.
Much Love.
LOL Boo Hoo.
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