20 Things I Learned From The Internet:

• You want it, you can find it online.


• If you don't want it, you can also find it online.


• Everyone has a website. Grandfathers, mothers and babies. Everyone.


• If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.


• The Internet is the geeks playground. Here, we rule.


• Not that you would ever need to know the dietary habits of the South American anteater, but it's comforting to know you could find it online if you did.


• When in doubt, Wikipedia.


• Explaining the Internet to someone who's never been online, is like explaining the Magna Carta to your cat.


• Almost everything of substance can be summed up with a “DUDE! Check this out!' and a hyperlink.


• There is no such thing as 'sufficient bandwidth'.


• There's always something new.


• You can never go back once you've tried it. via