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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

So, what'd you get for Christmas?

Oh boy, oh boy! This is an open-post for you to disclose what you OR what you got your loved ones (and maybe even a gripe or two about what you didn't get). Merry Christmas! So what'd you get? Post it in the comments.

Labels: christmas, personal blog entry

10 Comments:

At 12/26/2007 12:31 AM, Anonymous said...: The only cool thing I got was a new digital camera (Canon SD750). Everything else sucked. Clothes and other useless crap.
At 12/26/2007 2:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Let’s see, I got…drunk! Oh and two books; 10 Steps To Sobriety and 11 Steps To Sobriety (the sequel) and if I ever sober up, I plan to read em’ both!
At 12/26/2007 3:42 PM, Unknown said...: Norman Rockwell collectible plate. Thanks grandma. :(
At 12/27/2007 2:06 AM, Anonymous said...: Finally got an X-Box 360!!!!!!!!!! With Halo 3.
At 12/27/2007 1:15 PM, TnT Momma said...: Mostly, a bunch of little things I had to buy myself! But, did get diamond (accent) hoop earrings from my daughter (!!) and Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 Platinum. what is it about these Tycoon games that are so ADDICTING??
At 12/28/2007 12:27 AM, Anonymous said...: I got a cruise :-)
At 12/28/2007 3:10 PM, Slavenka said...: Bra x2 :)
At 12/29/2007 7:33 PM, Anonymous said...: clothes, a vacuum, luggage, a Red Sox Mr. Potato Head... can you guess which was the highlight of my list?
At 12/30/2007 11:24 AM, Anonymous said...: wish i could get this excited about something.
At 12/31/2007 10:05 AM, Ben, aka BadBen said...: I got a nicely-framed family photo. I also got a DVD set that I wanted, and some real Habana cigars. My kids came over and fixed us Christmas dinner...that was the real treat.

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