Friday, July 29, 2005

R. Kelly & his "Urban Operetta"

So if you listen to the radio, or if you own the new R. Kelly album TP3 Reloaded- you probably couldn’t believe what you where hearing when you first heard any song from the "urban operetta" called Trapped in the Closet (Chapters 1-5). The lyrics are f-in hilarious because they depict a story about pretty much a circle of cheating/lies/mystery. The best part is at the very end of every chapter- there is some huge twist to everything that you wouldn’t expect. Here is a lyric excerpt from one of the songs:

He walks in there with a smile on his face saying
"honey I've been missing you"
She hops all over him and says "I've cooked and ran your bathwater"
I'm telling you now this girl is so good she deserves an Oscar
The girl's in the bed he starts snatching her clothes off
I'm in the closet like man What the f**k is going on?
You're not going to believe it but things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he acted I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said "there’s a mystery
going on and I'm going to solve it"
And I'm like "God please don't let this man open his closet"

Watch R. Kelly's "Trapped In The Closet Chapter 1" click here. Can't get enough? Watch ALL FIVE CHAPTERS click here.

Caption this...

The Amazing Floating Upside down Woman!

By the title of this post you probably thought I was going to tell you how this woman has some magical power or talent that allows her to float upside-down like this. Well she doesn't. She just jumped off a trampoline- and with some clever timing by the camera man...(duh-dun-da-da) here is the picture.

Check out this guy’s site- it’s my favorite photo blog. Daily Dose.

Are you kidding me? What the heck?

How can something so right go so wrong? Words can’t even describe this. But I'll give it a try. I’m not one to get caught gossiping about celebrities (wink-wink), but this is too easy to pass up. First of all, I can understand that your body does go through changes during pregnancy. However, a celebrity like Britney Spears could make logical decisions on the clothing she chooses to wear. Now I won’t mention the double chin, or the obnoxious Spanish hoop earrings she’s wearing. You won’t hear me talk about the thin & practically see-through-top she’s wearing that exposes her stomach, or the dignified yet classy tie-dyed skirt…topped off with the tactful yet always appropriate 70’s brown cowboy boots. This picture yields the universal reaction across-the-board…“what the hell?”