Thursday, March 29, 2007

Frank, you’re one sick bastard.

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[the simpsons] the best of 'Ralph Wiggum'

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Teacher and Principal threw keg party for students

Authorities say an assistant high school principal and his wife, a middle school teacher, were accused Wednesday of throwing a keg party where students paid five dollars to drink.

54-year-old John Clark is an assistant principal at Newberry High School. 52-year-old Mary Clark teaches at Newberry Middle School.

Peace says the charges stem from a summer party the Clarks threw at their lake house in 2006. Newberry County School District Superintendent Bennie Bennett says the Clarks are on paid administrative leave. "These are two good people in the school," said Dean Rowe, a Newberry HS parent and friend of the Clarks. "I think everyone's gonna be a little shocked about it when they hear the news."

Prosecutor Jerry Peace says he didn't know how many students attended the party or their ages. He says beer was served from kegs, and students also said they drank some type of spiked punch. Full article here.

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The peanut butter jar.

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'Ask a Ninja' interviews Will Ferrell and Jon Heder

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Bar owner gets both ears bitten off breaking up fight

A Greek tavern owner who tried to break up a fight between customers watching a Greece-Turkey soccer match had both ears bitten off, police said on Wednesday.

Owner Dimitris Tsibibakis intervened as scuffles erupted after a group of Bulgarians shouted slogans supporting Turkey when they scored their third goal in the European championship qualifier and locals told them to stop.

"I tried to split them up and ended up on the floor with one of the Bulgarians biting one ear and another one chewing the other ear off," Tsibibakis told state television on Wednesday from hospital.

"I need to have plastic surgery. Doctors told me they cannot just stitch them back on," Tsibibakis said. "At least I still have the pieces that were bitten off." Full article here.

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Dude, your balls are on fire.

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Dude 'skis' down escalator in London

A man who filmed himself skiing down the longest escalator on London's underground rail network was branded "dangerous, stupid and irresponsible" Wednesday.

The man hurtled down nearly 200 feet at Angel tube station with a camera strapped to his head and posted the video on the YouTube Web site. The 60-second film shows the man climb the escalator, clip on his skis at the top and begin his high-speed descent as onlookers shout out behind him. Full article here.

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I’d say she’s pretty flexible, wouldn't you?

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[feel good story] Dog saves owner giving Heimlich maneuver

Debbie Parkhurst couldn't breathe after a chunk of fruit became wedged in her windpipe. She then began beating her chest, which might have attracted Toby the dog's attention. "The next think I know, Toby’s up on his hind feet and he’s got his front paws on my shoulders. He pushed me to the ground, and once I was on my back, he began jumping up and down on my chest." The apple was then dislodged. Full article here.

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This dude is lucky. Really lucky.

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Dude had 110 parakeets in his apartment? WTF?

The Seattle Animal Shelter has more than its share of parakeets up for adoption. Officials found 110 of the birds in a man's one-bedroom apartment.

Animal control officers responding to complaints from neighbors said the noise could be heard from the street. Authorities said the owner surrendered the birds, which were being kept in unsanitary conditions. They said the owner is a man in his 50s who had been collecting the parakeets for about five years.

The birds will be offered to qualified adopters. No charges will be filed, since the man cooperated with authorities. Article here.

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