Ron Jeremy, in the form of a snowman
Second grader stabs girl with needle?
Two second-grade boys stabbed a classmate with a hypodermic needle they had had picked up off the street on the way to school, a Department of Education spokesman said.
The boys stabbed a second-grade girl with the needle during class Monday morning, department spokesman Keith Kalb said. The 7-year-old victim, Angelette Hunter-Taylor, said the boys teased her and threatened her. "They said, 'Say goodbye, 'cause you're gonna die tomorrow.' Then they stabbed me," she told the New York Post.
The girl's mother, Denise Taylor, told the Post and New York Daily News that the Bronx school didn't send her daughter to the hospital right away. She also said they did not immediately call police.
Kalb said Tuesday the girl went to the nurse at the school and then to the hospital. He would not discuss her medical condition.
What the hell? Who are these kids? “Say goodbye cause you’re gonna die tomorrow”? That’s like a line out of a movie. This f*cked up. Article here. (note the picture within this post is from an online Magic Trick store, it's not real... but it looks crazy doesn't it?)
Firefighter: "Yep, your plane's f*cked"
Sharon Stone promotes oral sex
The Post Chronicle is reporting that Sharon Stone thinks that teenagers should practice more oral sex. She believes oral sex should stop the problems that come from intercourse.She said: "Young people talk to me about what to do if they're being pressed for sex. I tell them (what I believe): oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex. "If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I'm not embarrassed to tell them."Wow. Well that's one way to rationalize oral sex. Sharon Stone has really been talking about sex a lot lately, and it's only to promote Basic Instinct 2. That's it. It's the same way 50 cent promotes his albums, except he goes out and gets in gun battles to do it. She wants a bunch of hype around this movie, and even though it will do OK, I'm not going to be impressed.
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Diamond rings made with human hair?
A company in Russia called New Age Diamonds is offering to make a cultured diamond using the hair on your head.With a handful of your hair (approx 1 gram's worth), they combine it with carbon and run it through their HPHT (high pressure, high temperature) machine. The result is a real, actual, diamond, made from your DNA.The thing is that they don't offer clear diamonds, only yellow, green, and red ones. This company also does diamonds made from dog hair, and cremated ashes.
Somehow I don’t think your significant other will find a diamond ring made out of human hair romantic in anyway shape or form. Maybe if it was your own hair they’d find it semi-sorta-cute? Then again, if your dating a girl like Angelina Jolie- she might find it really cute. So maybe this is kind of neat. Click here to see the company website.
A dog made out of flowers...
Kid and his dog rescued from narrow cliff
There's been a happy ending to a dramatic rescue in North Vancouver.A firefighter, using a rope and harness, lowered himself down to a narrow ledge overlooking a deep ravine last evening to rescue a boy and his dog. The drama was captured by a television station helicopter and broadcast live on CTV Newsnet. The firefighter put the dog in a red sack and then climbed back up the cliff with the boy.It was not immediately known how the boy got stuck on the ledge, or why he was in the area. The boy and the dog appeared to be unscathed.How the hell did he get all the way up there to begin with? Click here to watch video footage of the rescue.
Cows wander on to highway in traffic?
The Florida Highway Patrol says at least one crash this morning was caused by roaming cows in Miami.
FHP Lieutenant Calvin Floyd says three cows were loose on the Turnpike Extension in Miami at Okeechobee Road on Wednesday morning. The extent of the injuries are not yet known.
Reports of the cows came in at about 4:30 Wednesday morning. The cows have since been rounded up.
I don’t mean to come off narrow-minded… but they have cows roaming in the middle of Miami? Weird. I thought Miami was full of nothing but Tommy Bahama, rich celebrities, and retired people. Article here.
This is going to hurt in the morning
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Desperate Husband wants his sex life
James Wilson has been camping out on the roof of his home and calling himself "not only the CEO and director of the National Association of Desperate Husbands," but "also a card-carrying member."So what will it take to get the 33-year-old independent marketing consultant from Redford, Mich., to come back down? "Well, it is going to take for my wife to finally give in and remove the children from our bedroom, put them in their rightful places, in their own bedroom," he said.James Wilson and his wife, Valentina, have a 3-month-old daughter, Jayla, and a 2-year-old son, James III. Valentina Wilson says the children will remain sleeping in the marital bed for now."Wait until my daughter gets older and he can get the bedroom back to just us," she said.James Wilson, who has been chronicling his woes on his website www.husbandonstrike.com, says the children are causing an intimacy issue, but his wife says that's not the case. "We get all the intimacy we need, you know," Valentina Wilson said.Valentina Wilson said she was prepared to let James stay up on the roof because she was confident that he would return home on his own. "I think he will come around," she said. "It will get cold up there. He will miss us and will get hungry. He will come back home."
Her husband said that he chose the roof as his place for protest instead of simply hanging out at a friend's house because he wanted to grab his wife's attention. "I just decided I didn't want to protest using any normal striking method," he said. "I wanted to be as unique as possible.I’m really confused. I mean I guess it’s weird that both the 3 year old and 2 year old still sleep in their parents bed (you have to admit that’d get annoying every night), however- it’s definitely a problem if this couple can’t work it out amongst themselves. Hindsight, if they are just trying to get some attention- not a bad idea for a publicity stunt (seeing that the husband is in marketing). Article here.