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An 18-year-old male ASU student was arrested Sunday night at Hayden Library and charged with indecent exposure and public sexual indecency. The suspect allegedly pulled his pants and underwear to his mid-thighs to masturbate while watching pornography on his laptop. When asked why he had gone to the library to view pornography and masturbate, the suspect allegedly told police, "To be honest, the Internet connection at my dorm isn't good enough."
Police impounded a BB pistol and approximately 10,000 rounds of BBs from a room in Manzanita Hall early Wednesday morning. The suspected owner of the BB pistol is an 18-year-old male ASU student.
The suspect was not arrested, but was referred to Residential Life. Source here.
Chick #1: The ceremony is so long. They should just throw the diplomas off the stage into the audience.
A 16-year-old driver crashed into a Subway sandwich shop in Arvada this morning, shortly before the shop would have been filled with high school students on their lunch break.
Three workers were inside at the time, just before 11 a.m. No one was injured. Arvada police gave Lewis a summons for careless driving.
This could have been worse. A lot worse. Article here.
A Beachwood man has found religion in his pancakes, Cleveland television station WEWS reported.
Upon closer inspection, he saw what he thought was the face of Jesus. He showed his wife, and she agreed.
That's when the couple decided to do what anyone who discovers such an edible artifact does these days -- they put it up for sale on eBay.
"I think the grilled cheese sandwich sold for $28,000, and the pierogi sold for a couple of thousand, so I figured start it off on eBay for $500. It's a pretty good deal," Thompson said.
He is hoping it sells like hotcakes, but so far there have been no opening bids. Article here.
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"The way we communicate with others and with ourselves ultimately determines the quality of our lives."
- Tony Robbins
So I was reading a blog today called Darkhat, and he was recapping the Grammy Awards this year:
You can buy a custom made time circuits featured in the DeLorean Time Machine from Back to the Future on eBay. This casing is made from aluminium and is designed to fit over your DeLorean dash covering the air vents and radio. It's easy to take in and out of the car so you don't need to keep the time circuits in all the time.
How freakin’ awesome is this. So to re-cap, all I need to get after I bid on this time circuit is:
Once I have those 3 simple things, I should be set! Time travel here I come! Click here to see the actual eBay auction listing.
A former strip club waitress mailed condoms filled with a potentially explosive mixture to a television station, strip clubs and other places, saying she was tired of being mistreated by men, according to court documents.
So a library located Womelsdorf, Pennsylvania is auctioning their new library name rights on eBay. What does that mean? If you win the auction, you get to name the library.
A 6-year-old boy was suspended for three days for sexual harassment after he put two fingers inside a classmate's waistband, school officials told his mother, Berthena Dorinvil.