Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Must be afraid of water balloons... he kinda looks like Erkel doesn't he?

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A close look at the famous 'Upside-Down House'

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Dude injects girl love interest with blood? WTF?

A man was arrested after injecting a woman with his own blood in a bizarre scheme to win her affections, police said Wednesday. The 22-year-old man is being held by police for allegedly causing injury to a 21-year-old woman, said a police officer.

The man allegedly injected a syringe of his blood into the woman's rib cage and waist as she walked home from school, Tan Sophal said. The assailant fell in love with the woman when the two were classmates in 2004, Tan Sophal said. After the woman refused his advances, he came up with the scheme to inject her with his blood, he said.

"He thought that if he could not marry her, at least his blood can stay inside her body," Tan Sophal said. "That's why he injected her with his blood."

After the woman reported the assault to police, she was sent to a hospital for an examination to determine among other things whether the blood was tainted, Tan Sophal said. The man is being held at a police detention center and is expected to be formally charged in the coming days. » Article here

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Japanese chick 'freestyle slalom' on rollerblades

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Fire fighters lift car with water? Guess they were bored...

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Man claims dry burp flawed breathalyzer test

A man arrested for allegedly driving drunk is fighting to get his license back, saying his breath test was flawed because he was burping at the time. Frederick Cronin is appealing a decision by the state Division of Motor Vehicles to suspend his license.

During the 20-minute period, Cronin told Call that he had burped. Under administrative rules, police are required to restart the 20-minute observation period if a person "vomits, regurgitates or belches" during that time.

After learning of the burp, Call restarted the observation period, the appeal said. Following the observation, Cronin was given a breath test, which allegedly showed he had a blood alcohol level of 0.12 percent. The level a driver is considered drunk is .08 percent. Before a required second sample was taken, Cronin told Call that he had burped again. Call then heard Cronin burp, but described it as a "dry burp," the appeal said.

The results of that second test put Cronins alleged blood alcohol level at 0.13 percent, court papers said. But the hearings examiner ruled that a "dry burp" did not constitute a "belch," and therefore the 20-minute observation period did not need to be restarted again. » Article here

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Wow, I'm not even sure how to caption this.

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RE: Britney Spears VMAs critics.

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Woman shoots her cheating husband four times with shotgun. He survives?

A woman is accused of shooting her husband four times with a 16-gauge double-barreled shotgun after learning of an affair. Eddie Martin, 51, survived the attack, but may have to have a limb amputated. Sheryl Martin, also 51, had to reload after the first two shots.

Martin was released on bail and will live with her parents. She will be formally charged September 21st. Eddie Martin told his wife he was having an affair and wanted a divorce. They argued and Eddie went to sleep in a camper. Sheryl found a shotgun, loaded it and allegedly shot him while he was in bed.

Sheryl Martin called 911 and told a dispatcher what she had done and was arrested on Saturday. The pair have been married for 30 years. » Article here

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Bob Saget performs "My dog licked my balls"

(thanks carrie)

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The ultimate golf cart?

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Kanye West gets pissed at the MTV VMAs

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Dude robs woman and then licks her toes

A man who robbed a woman of her keys and cell phone took off her shoes and licked her toes, police said. Commander Kevin Casper called the attack "weird sexual behavior."

The 24-year-old woman was leaving work around 1 a.m. when the 27-year-old suspect approached her and demanded her keys and phone, authorities said. After that, he removed her shoes. The woman was not hurt, police said.

Police arrested the man a few minutes later about four blocks away. The woman identified the suspect, and police were able to recover her keys and phone. » Article here

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The Viagra advertisement.

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Old dude drives into football field goal posts?

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