Dog-to-the-face.

If I was the dog, I'd be freaked out too.

You'll never see me riding this thing.

The worst part? The $20 parking ticket.

Dude's arms stuck in machine, dials 911 with his toe.

Even with his arms stuck in a piece of machinery, one northwest Florida man was able to call 911 using his big toe. Police say the unidentified man was at the DRS Technologies building early Thursday morning when he became trapped in a press-like machine that resembles an elevator. The employee was alone.

He shook his cell phone off his belt, kicked off one shoe and used his toe to dial 911. Rescuers used a thick metal bar to pry the machinery off his arms. He was airlifted to a Pensacola hospital where his condition is not immediately known.

Dude can eat a 'Big Mac' in one bite.

For those who hate picking up 'warm dog poop'.

Dude decides to punch camel at Six Flags.

Vallejo police arrested a Santa Rosa man who allegedly assaulted a camel Sunday at Six Flags Discovery Kingdom and fled from park security personnel.

Christopher Allen, 24, was dared by a friend to enter the restricted area where the animal was kept and punch it, police said. He accepted the dare and was detained afterward by security personnel, but he soon escaped and tried to run from the park with his fiends, police said.

Wow -- this goose is crazy. Watch it attack the dog.

Dad plays video games at hotel while toddlers wander free

Lavon Rowells, 23, was so focused on playing video games, police say, that he lost track of time and let his two toddlers wander in a motel for several hours Sunday night.

The children were spotted outside their room, police were called. There was no parent or guardian in sight, so the room was searched. Police found trash scattered and piles of vomit, but there was nothing for the children to eat or drink. » Full article here

Bottom right sure has 'sweated out' his dignity.

'Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Oprah' interview.

12-year-old wears Brett Favre jersey for 1,581 days.

David Witthoft finally shunned his Brett Favre jersey for a red shirt for the first time in 1,581 days. The 12-year-old boy wore the No. 4 jersey every day since receiving it as a gift for Christmas in 2003.

David's father, Chuck Witthoft, said Monday that his son's last day wearing the jersey was April 23 on his 12th birthday. Witthoft conceded his son was starting to become more concerned about his appearance after the jersey barely came down to his belt line.

His mother, Carolyn, had washed the jersey every other day and mended it when needed. » Article here

Gerbil Racing for charity!

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