Sunday, May 11, 2008

So wrong -- but you'll laugh anyway.


John Mayer f#$%s with his fans in a bear suit.

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13-year-old steals Dads credit card to buy Hookers

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.


Wow, this kid is pretty awesome at guitar.


Do you see it?


This Nike 'first person' soccer commercial is sweet.

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Dude gives himself a tracheotomy with steak knife

The 55-year-old Omaha man who performed a tracheotomy on himself with a steak knife says he did the same thing to himself two years ago.

Steve Wilder said Friday that his throat is shrunken because of radiation treatments for cancer. Those treatments ended four years ago, but scar tissue remains. He said seasonal allergies may have caused his struggle to breathe overnight April 30.

"I didn't feel no pain. I was just trying to survive," Wilder said in his high-pitched, gravelly voice. "I got relief right away. There was a big gush of blood, and I was able to start sucking in air."

Wilder said he fell asleep watching television in his basement but awakened when he felt himself suffocating. His wife, Cora, called an ambulance. "I thought they might get here fast enough that I wouldn't have to do that," he said. "But I couldn't breathe no more." He bolted for the kitchen and picked up a steak knife and made a quarter-inch incision.


This statistic doesn't seem accurate.

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Dude plays a 'scare prank' on his Aunt.


2-year-old bounces off bed out second-floor window

A 2-year-old girl bouncing on a bed bounced out an open second-story window, but the toddler appears to have escaped with only cuts and bruises, authorities said.

The little girl, who was not identified, was playing with two siblings. Her mother was at home; her father was at work, police said. In statement, Westminster police said, "It is important to remember with warmer weather not to allow children to play near windows. Even window screens can give way leading to accidents. Do not place furniture under windows and do not open windows wide enough children can fit through."