Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Doggystyle.

Two women viciously slap each other – over and over!

Some facts about Sex I bet you didn't know...

1.) According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.
2.) The most common fantasy is oral sex.
3.) 8% of us have regular anal sex.
4.) 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.
5.) Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.
6.) A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.
7.) 56% of men have had sex at work.
8.) 1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair.
9.) 62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.
10.) The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.
11.) 29% of us are virgins when we marry.
12.) The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.
13.) 58% like dirty talk during sex.
14.) 22% rent porno flicks at least once.
15.) Given today’s average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra. Source.

Gotta finish what you started.

Britney Spears has checked in to rehab (thank god)

TMZ has learned Britney Spears is back in rehab. Sources say the singer has checked into an in-patient facility in Los Angeles. We're told the move came after family members, including her mom, pressed her to check in.
Spears entered the facility today. After TMZ posted the news, a rep for the singer told People "Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time."

Last week, Spears checked herself into a rehab facility in Antigua but checked out less than 24 hours later. Source.

Sticking your hands in your mouth is always fun.

Man tries to rescue rape victim, finds guy watching porn

An man who thought he heard a woman being raped allegedly busted through a neighbor’s door, carrying a sword, only to find the neighbor watching pornography.

James Van Iveren, 39, was released last week on a $5,000 signature bond. He was charged with criminal trespass to a dwelling, criminal damage to property and disorderly conduct - all while allegedly carrying a dangerous weapon.

According to a criminal complaint in the case, a neighbor of Van Iveren’s reported Feb. 11 that Van Iveren kicked in his door and threatened him with a sword, demanding, "Where is she?" Van Iveren allegedly forced the man to open a closet in his apartment.

"After finding no one, the person upstairs indicated he’d been watching a pornographic move and as a result Van Iveren left the apartment," the complaint alleged. "Van Iveren complained that the ‘rape’ had been occurring for several hours but after finding out it was only a movie, stated the whole incident was a mistake."

Police allegedly confiscated from Van Iveren a 39-inch sword, which he reportedly said his father gave to him after receiving it in the armed forces. Article here.

Proof Anna Nicole is crazy, she wears clown makeup!

Hot trend in Japan: cell phone straps?

In Japan, dressing up a cell phone is almost as important as having one. The cell-phone strap is an indispensable accessory that lets a person express individuality without flaunting it, and often tells a little story about Japanese culture and history. Here are examples. Source.

These chicks get 'freaky' with dude(s) in elevator


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The 'Walker Texas Ranger' lever on Conan! Classic!

Man 'hammers' wife and two other to death

An Iranian immigrant accused of using a three-pound hammer to beat his wife, sister-in-law and mother-in-law to death and then repeatedly stabbing them told police that the women had "disrespected" him, authorities said Monday.

After the attack, Daryoush Ebrahimi, 55, struck himself several times on the head with the same hammer in an apparent attempt to kill himself, said Police Cmdr. Thomas Byrne. Police also found a 12-inch knife investigators believe was used in the attacks.

Ebrahimi told investigators after the attacks that "the women had disrespected him and told him he was not a man," Assistant State's Attorney Sanju Oommen said.

Ebrahimi told police at the scene and hospital officials that he had killed the women, authorities said. Article here.